My house mate disappeared!! Yay!! I'm evil! Yay!!

So I've discovered this fun game of typing "(your name) needs" in to google. Your suppose to just post the first one, but this is far too entertaining ( Read more... )

I've been really stressed this week but I couldn't figure out why. I've just realized (actually last nyte) that it is the fact that our house mate keeps having drunk stoned people over EVERY nyte and it's gotten to the point to where I don't want my friends over because his friends are over. Last nyte he brought some new people over, it looked ( Read more... )

I burned some popcorn so badly that looking at it burned my eyes, it stained the inside of the microwave, and the dog wouldn't eat it. Beat that world!

LJ Interests meme results

1. bumper stickers:
   Thay give you something to do in traffic...or give you a good excuse for tail-gating someone.
2. day dreaming:
   I'm sick of reality.
3. fuji apples:
   I love them because they are so crunchy and crisp and sweet.
4. james dean:
   What is there to say really?
5. micheal moore:
   I like people with opinions like mine who blurt them ( Read more... )

1. At this moment each one of my legs has +30 flea bites each ( Read more... )

We found a different house. I just met the lady today, and she's really nice. All of her kids just went off to college so she's going to move into a small apartment and rent her house. It's on Western, so a lot closer to campus. And she loves dogs and said I could have chickens!!! You have no idea how excited I am, no really, as lame as this ( Read more... )

I thought I had something happy to post, but now I'm not entirely sure if this is happy or bad yet. We found an awesome 4 bedroom house in Sunnybrea(ae?) and he lady renting it was like, I love dogs! Dogs are great! And so I was happy. She didn't care if 5 people moved im (making the rent only $380!) just as long as she met everyone ahead of ( Read more... )

I'm having huge issues with my landlord at the moment and it makes me feel like shit. When we moved in here he said I could have a dog as long as she wasn't a problem. A few months later he wanted $25 more a month to have her here, so I said ok. He also wanted an extra $100 on the deposit which we actually forgot about and so did he I guess ( Read more... )

I got up this morning to let the dog out, and I look out in the cow field and see a female cow moo loudly and then mount a horse (I don't know if it was male or female), hump it vigorously, while the horse acts like nothing is happening and continues to eat grass. Eventually the heifer realized she was too short and gave up, mooing some more. The