So I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I liked it a lot and thought it was way better than the first one because they didn't leave off a HUGE part of the ending. I was curious whether I'd like Johnny Depp in this part or not. I did, it was extremely odd, but Willy Wonka seems like a really odd person, so I guess it worker. Actually, I ( Read more... )

Not just for the whole money thing, although money is great, but....I'm too damn bored. I'm so sick of waking up and thinking, hmm...what can I do today...I can...play video games like I did yesterday, play on the internet until I get bored with it, like I did yesterday, or I can go find something else completely pointless to do. The latest job I ( Read more... )

I have internet again!

There are small animals living in the wall. Sometimes I think they are having an intergalatic space war, but other than that, our new house in awesome, and the animals in the wall isn't even that bad. It's pretty entertaining. Things are still kinda messy, but that'll be fixed by tomorrow, because Robb's parents, my mom, people that have known ( Read more... )

So yeah, I finally used up the half of a bottle of absinthe tonight, it was (and still is) really cool, especially because it was only shared between four (always type out the word for the number is it's less that ten) people, although I feel it was wasted on tewks because A. She was being super possessive (I'm not sure where the two s's should ( Read more... )

We partied at the Stanford "dorms" this weekend after the game. When they say dorms, the mean giant nice house. It was great, because their parents send them lots of money, so what do they do with it? Buy lots of expensive alcohol and demand we drink it! It was pretty cool. They were super nice. I was gonna say something about another moment ( Read more... )

I really can't wait to get the hell out of the dorms. I left my laundry in a dryer for like 2 days and someone stole all of my underware. Not just like.....all of my underware, they picked out all of the thongs and took them. What the fuck? Yeah I shouldn't have left my laundry there for so long, but still, the most I expected was someone to ( Read more... )

Davisux was awesome. My most awsome logical thing this weekend was when I was eating some pizza, and I decided it was too greasy, so in order to get the grease off of the pizza I stuck it to the leg of my pants. But then this created a problem of pizza all over my leg, so I got on my knees and scooted around in the grass for a while...and was ( Read more... )

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