→eight.

[inverdure]

Bad news: I didn't get the lead in the school play. It almost feels like high school all over again, except no, yeah, I always got the lead in the school play. And then, when I came home, there was a cankled cow taking over my living room. Seriously, who brings home Bessie? She's better off in fields eating alfalfa and chewing cud.

Oh, wait,

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Strikes are indeed visible.

[itsa_twister]

I imagine it'd be hard to be a porn star without breasts. Or with a broken face.

bitch fight to commence in 3...

[inverdure]

Oh, so the cow talks now?

2...

[itsa_twister]

Wow. You can't possibly be this stupid.

1...

[inverdure]

And you can't possibly take up this much space in my living room.

[ohgodthoseteeth]

PAGING MRS. COHEN.

[inverdure]

You rang, Mr. Cohen?

[ohgodthoseteeth]

Life is hard, isn't it, Mrs. Cohen. Crushed dreams, broken nails, cows with cankles invading one's living space...

[inverdure]

Whatever am I supposed to do, Mr. Cohen? My life is so difficult.

[equated]

Yamanaka, is finding animals in your private space as endearing as finding suggestive residues in your bed?

[inverdure]

None of the above.

[equated]

Then I'm afraid Sabaku wasn't even trying.

[inverdure]

I don't care what she's doing. She's in my living room, stinking up the joint.

[inverdure]

I'm installing a stripper pole in the bedroom, Shikamaru.

[inverdure]

Oh, come on. It's for like, vocational reasons.

[impellere]

Can't fight natural talent.

[inverdure]

Yes I can.

[impellere]

That's why you don't got the lead role.

[inverdure]

Bite me, Naruto. You of all people should know that talent is talent is natural talent is my ass.