victoria will have to write:

I will not steal gloves from homeless people

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Being an illustrated account of the ill-fated expedition of the Emperor Napoleon's Grand Armée into Czar Alexander's Russia in 1812.


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Phyllis,
we can go crazy together!

i'm flying to florida in a couple of weeks, and i won't be flying back.
what do you listen to when you're driving up the east coast?

"are you smuggling lemons in your pantyhose, or are those just cankles?"

this is our onion horoscope this week

Pisces: (Feb. 19-March 20)
Gradual, almost imperceptible change will make you a better person over the course of the next 37,000 years.

dinner was pizza... i had a piece with pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. the problem is that they don't really cook their pizzas all the way, so the meat and cheese were all nice and alright, but the dough was a little... chewy... you might even say raw ( Read more... )

http://www.kaicurry.com/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html

Dishonest Dubya says 14 authentic quotes, four stylish outfits, AND!!!! chokes on a pretzel on command.

the pretzel and the quote about the 'old saying' are my favorite parts.

WHERE IS STEVE BRUCKERT?!
i mean, jesus CHRIST! where has he gone?
i never thought i'd miss that boy, but here i am, trying to channel him with my mind.

I've been looking at pictures of El Camino's today, and I've decided I need one ( Read more... )