Invitedchaos in Involve a RevolverIn this thrill-per-minute kill-fest, invitedchaos (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is a complicated prisoner with a dislike for corn chips. She has to find guinnessangel (Heather Graham) before the vile romancesprophet (Eddie Murphy) captures her. Using bullets to punctuate sentences, she sneaks into a secret fortress, twenty-two days too late. The hi-jinks that ( Read more... )

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And once again, apologizing to my dad via voicemail (he hung up on me twice then didn't pick up at all) for something that was a) half created in his mind, and b) not something he should be upset about in the first place. Ugh. I can't win. He'll never be happy. I should know that by now, after how many years of this shit? And I just keep my ( Read more... )

I swear to fucking god. I'm gonna become an anchoress. One of those nuns who locks herself away in a fucking 5x5 cement bunker and doesn't talk to anyone ( Read more... )

Mmmmm, navy boys. Mhm.

Wheee! Dammit Candyce, we didn't get our drunken "woooo!" in last night! Oh well, still fun. Went to a party at Kenny's house, we all got drunk after the majority of the people left, I made the classic mistake of mixing beer and licquor. But I have an excuse! We were all drinking beer, I'd had about 5, and Larry offered me a shot of Jack. You ( Read more... )

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Word! I will hopefully have a place to live soon. Jamie and I decided that waiting for Jay's parents to find a house to lease in Narragansett wasn't cutting it, so we're looking for an apartment together, and picked up a sexi Gigi roommate along the way! ;-) Soooo excited. Plans finally coming together somewhat ( Read more... )

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Why me? Why do guys feel this nagging urge to profess their love for me? Guys who I'm friends with, nothing more? First James, now Ian, I forget who else in between, but there were others... who's next? Can you all somehow congregate so I only have to give the "I like you as a friend" speech once and not have to feel guilty every single time? ( Read more... )