This'll scare the pants off ya ( Read more... )

Greetings earth creatures, and welcome to another exciting edition of a bulletin I'm posting ( Read more... )

I wrote this whole thing to explain what's been happening, but then I realised that if I was that bored writing it, I shudder to think what it would be like to read it ( Read more... )

Guess who just got fired.

I'll give you a clue, it's me.

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Ok, so here's how this is going to work... A magnificent $10 prize to the person who can successfully answer this quiz correctly. No jokes, no holds barred, just 10 dollars cold, hard cash. Oh yeah, but only do it if you can give me an account number and BSB number for me to wire it to ( Read more... )

Everyone's so jazzisised about Revenge of the Sith, in fact, as I write this there are a great many number of people lining up waiting to see Star Wars in just 3 minutes time. Many of these people will be dressed in a range of Star Wars costumes, from Chewbacca and Darth Vader, to Qui-Gon and Queen Amidala. What this essentially is, is one of the ( Read more... )

Now I HATE these things as much as the next person, but it's on Napoleon Dynamite, and I freaking love that movie.


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Do any of you know a DJ Sinbad? It turns out my Store Manager is a DJ, he's got over 20'000 records (I said that must be some 'record' and he got angry) and has a lot that are worth tens of thousands of dollars. He's at least 45, but the strangest thing is that he's a hard English Woolworths Store Manager, doesn't really fit the profile ( Read more... )