So a woman is a lesbian when she goes independent?

It takes a screw and a NUT!!!

42

That's right! It's not just the answer to life, the universe and everything. It's also the amount of hours I've been awake (save a 45 minute session where I closed my eyes but didn't fall asleep).

DON'T PANIC

(there, feel better?)

I'll fill you all in when my face is removed from the screen it is now plastered on...

( Cheese and pepperoni... )

Well, start bowing dammit! :-P

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 80%

Gluttony: 60%

Sloth: 40%

Envy: 20%

Greed: 0%

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%

You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.

How Sinful Are You?

I see all these people with their "what would I look like on South Park?" images, which of course caused me to ask the same question. How about this?


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This should be enough proof that Bush was the load that should've been swallowed.  What I'm pissed off even more about is that people still have the audacity to defend him even after video evidence shows he was told what could happen!

Yeah, I know, this isn’t late-breaking news anymore, but I also haven’t posted anything in a damn long time.

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.


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Ok, I really want to go to UIC next fall, but can it happen?  This semester I am taking the final courses I need according to their syllabus, so I should be able to, right?  I guess I’m just a little flustered from the past couple of days…  I originally had this nice, pretty schedule worked out for this semester ( Read more... )

My God... It's like the coldest part of the freaking ass-end of space just opened up over the midwest!

Well, I finally had the appointment with the psychiatrist today.  He was actually pretty cool to talk to.  But I must say the highlight of my day was the snow.  Yeah… it was fun crawling around my area for hours just to get to lab 30 minutes late to a group that was having technical difficulties.  I can’t believe I was able to do a 3rd gear launch! ( Read more... )