Gluttony: Part II

[iotc]

To celebrate the swift kick to the groin known as my birthday, I was going to celebrate by attempting to eat a one pound burger at Fuddruckers. My slow recovery from dental surgery prevented me from doing so yesterday. I think I'm good to go this evening.

If anyone would like to witness this disgusting act of Americana, let me know.

Comments

[trappedinabay]

Is there a time limit for eating this one-pound burger? What do you get if you succeed (aside from a tummyache)?

[trappedinabay]

Unfortunately, just the tummyache...and associated health risks. Wish me luck!

[iotc]

Oops! That was me, of course.

[butocakil]

happy birthday

[iotc]

Thanks brutha!

Update on Fuddruckers: It took seven minutes to consume that disgustingly beautiful thing, and I'm sleepy. I consider it to be like a junkie's last fix before rehab. I'm going on a serious fucking health kick, starting right now!

[padraig22]

congratulations man. that was impressive. i felt full just watching.

i wish eating healthy was more convenient.

[urasthma]

happy bday and way to show ur heart who's boss