Dumb Raps 101

[iotc]

the rhapsody to this rap city

Comments

Pugs?

[prorather]

Did you list Pugs and Kelly to be funny?

Re: Pugs?

[iotc]

I didn't actually call in with my problems, of late, but I do listen to that show. I take it you don't like 'em?

[padraig22]

it's thick like a protein shake
but she can swallow it fine
i'm on a mission to uranus like apollo 69
in do time
what i wanna do to you i can mime
she feel the pressure of the gesture
i givin' her from behind
from the crust to the core
who could ask for anything more?
bitch i'm like a toyota
stare you down wid my cold ass gaze
like a blizzard in minnesota
first ya feel tha ice
then ya feel the fire
to late to turn back now
these straits yer in are dire
oh shit there's the gaper
ta get that to close back up
yer gonna need a stapler
a target like that couldn't be missed
proof that black holes do exist
i hit that ass like boom whack kapow
bend her over put a "W" on each cheek
now it says "WOW"
and that's just what i was thinking
into that ass i keep on sinking
while i check my physique in the mirror
the definition in my bicep is getting clearer
you can ask this bitch cuz you kno she kno's
day to day i'm an american fucking psycho

[iotc]

Way ta lay it down.

[minorlight]

hello, thanks for adding me. do i know you? are you a friend of a friend?

[iotc]

We've never met, as far as I know. I recenty added a bunch of interests to my page, and found that you also listed "constant overstimulation", among others. You seem pretty interesting. Hope I can put my two cents in every now and then...

[minorlight]

lol, that's awesome. just do you know, i am a sporadic updater, and it's usually obscure. but isn't that what livejournal is for? :)