Does anyone know of a good comedic monologue?

But for now this will have to do.

Much like Sauron (xkcd.com/712/), Daniel liked it, so he put a ring on it.

:-D

urgh

I'm officially made of fail today.

I thought I'd make a happy post ( Read more... )

and my bad luck streak is officially back and in full swing.

I dunno, maybe it never left.

-sleeping as much as possible

-Taking my thesis stuff to the dining room to work on, so that I can only hear the loudest conversations in the living room

-Eating my weight in Tim Tams. Timmmmmmm tammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssss

Perhaps you have not noticed, but you are getting a little long and unwieldy. I know that the Holiday season often heralds some accumulation of pudge, but you seem to exercise no reservation when it comes to gorging on my sad, tired, pathetic little brain ( Read more... )

My forearm feels very odd...almost as if it was burned, yet the skin looks and feels relatively normal ( Read more... )

Dear Semester,

I know that you feel you are being reasonable.
However, if you would just end, that would be great.

How about....now.

Hate,
Alex