Hey I have a question. Would people like me more if I had a vespa and drove around with a one of those shoulder bags.


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Me and Jerry (Carlson) saw went to the store the today and bought 20 dollers worht of food then went out to the Jantzen beach. It was during rush hour and there were some homeless people begging for food or money. ( know you have all seem them{you've probably seen the same guy we saw ( Read more... )

I look really cool. So if anyone has read rockettestar  LJ recently she is apparently totally nocturnal. So in an last ditch effort to raise my cooleness standard I am going to join her and become completly nocturnal also. I am working night shift so I am hoping it will come nateral. although I am going to have to admit that being summer and all I am going to ( Read more... )

thre is a task bar there is an option that is labled search. highlight itwith your curser. a few options will appear click on browse by interest. a list of hundreds of intersts will appear. this is a tally of every yahoo with a LJ account's oppinion about what they hold most dear to them. The number one most important for our generation is music. ( Read more... )

ok so I got a new job. I work at Intel.apart from working the night shift I have to day that this is one of the funest jobs that I have had ever. part of the time I sit at a table and type or read on LJ. The other half the time I do very little. I have been here for 33 hours of trainning and 5 1/2 hours of work so far and all I have done is move ( Read more... )

I think the thing to remember when yelling out of a loudspeaker to random passer-byers on the street is that randomity is the key. I really hope randomity is a word. Yelling somthing like "you are stupid or dumb" is a not nice, yes , not nice and mean, mean and not nice at the same time. try yelling things like fruit and vegetables. I recently ( Read more... )

Here is some food for thought ( WARNING: this paragraph contains gratuitus use of the fuck work.) Language is nothing. well nothing in and of itself. language is representitive of thoughts, feelings, emotions, ideas, Now words phrases alone are nothjing without this stigma attatched to it. Now if I say the word "Fuck" you are only offended if you ( Read more... )

I was in class the other day I saw this fat chick,( I bet it is a little bit sexist to say fat chick) (or maybe not sexist but rather fattest) and I was thinking to myself how she was really beautiful except I could tell from the other side of the room that she didn't hink she was beautiful at all. So I decided to write her a poem. Not a poem to ( Read more... )

ok ok ok right now I really shoulndn't be driving. first of all my tagsa are expired and so I have to pass DEQ again. man I hate the DMV and DEQ. IN the world I imagine we can just pollute the planet and never wait in line to do it. How about it George Bush ( Read more... )

This is the first entry. Do you ever notice how people when they crack a joke look aroundthe room with thier mouth open to see other people laugh.But thier mouth is always open because its like they are encouraging the laugh in other people ( Read more... )