Ah. And suddenly it all makes sense.

You've come into quite a great deal of money recently. Everyone could use money. And you're brilliant and stupidly obsessed with history, which is full of battles and war strategies and if not that you're

Well, neither of us are particularly popular with the radical blood purist demographic.

If it's just going to be your parents, why would they need four full baths?

Yes, but she might not have.

I still like the little blue one.

After what happened to With everything that's been going on lately, perhaps we ought to pick one out for ourselves after all.

I'll be right down

Errand boy! Michael! I sent you to the library for that book a half hour ago, what's taken so long! Don't tell me you've taken up chatting to Madame Pince.

I need it for my central thesis on golden ratios. Hurry up, please!!

You could write a song about yourself. Don't think I didn't see you trying, your margins are a lot more telling than you are. "English tea biscuit with a bit of curry fla'va"? Sounds catchy. Is it a rap song? Will it have a bhangra beat ( Read more... )

I think I have it in both of our best interests when I say, please, Do not stop shaving.I'm fairly sure donating large sums of money to run down orphanages went out of style with the Victorians, Mike. Why don't you build a pigeon rehabilitation center? Right next door to your parents' new summer home. I'm sure you'd have no problem getting that ( Read more... )

And if we lived in Colombia we would have well over three billion pesos to spend ( Read more... )

You have 771,202,272.77 Chilean Pesos. Sitting in your bank account. You could probably purchase half of Chile.

No, Chile is rather large. A quarter of Chile, then.

176 MILLION Japanese Yen.

You are a japanese multimillionaire.