So...Facebooking stalking has always been an activity of mine and today I took it a step further. I joined the France network and now I can see the profile of 284503 people who's profiles are in a different language, and look at all their pictures of beautiful people in Europe. Like, because I couldn't get any more jealous.

Meet our 50 bachelors ( Read more... )

"Not a single one of the [trillions] of cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares."

"Better a whole-hearted feud
Than a friendship that is glued."

Tonight I went to Woodson Lateral and nothing happened; I did not witness any of the dozen bizarre happenings that have been reported there. Someday I'm going back!

Bill O'Reilly should have a stroke that robs him of his abilities to speak and write, so that he can only listen to other people's opinions for the rest of his life. This is a genuine desire of mine. When I told William this, he said I was a "misanthropic sociopath," which he's actually been calling me for a while ( Read more... )

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There are many people I've come in contact with at this school who should thank their lucky stars I'm not psychopathic. Yesterday I spent too much time with an arrogant bastard who dresses like he might be trying to impersonate a beatnik. For hours he boasted about his skills at poker and yet, when I played him, he accidentally beat me without ( Read more... )

Statistics in Psychology TTh 2:40-3:55
Biology MWF 10:00-10:50, Lab M 1:00-2:50
Anthropology TTh 12:15-1:30
Theater Appreciation MWF 12:00-12:50
Elementary French MWF 9:00-9:50

I went through so much trouble to sort that shit out. Sixteen hours, baby.

I just finished the refreshingly clever book "A Confederacy of Dunces." I strongly recommend it.

I'm pretty sure I'm having the greatest time of my life. My grades are going to be alright. Additionally, I played poker for three and a half hours tonight and my algebra midterm is tomorrow at noon.