I have to be going out with the coolest chick in the world. When I get back to Texas, she's gonna whisk my happy ass to Hooters, where we're gonna get chicken wings or something. Damn girl, I LOVE YOU!! WOOOOOOOO!!! I miss her so damn much ( Read more... )

Needless to say, I had the best damn birthday weekend. Maya came up to see me, along with my familia, which was the best friggin' gift ever. Maya's goin' ta Heights, yo! HELL YEAH!!! After an awesome birthday, my parents watched a Brigs rehearsal, because the show was rained out. Major bummer, but we did a couple of full run throughs, so it was ok ( Read more... )

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Who the hell says Tom-foolery anymore?! No one, except for me! What the hell's the deal? Such a great phrase ( Read more... )

What an EXCELLeNT week Sean is having ( Read more... )

Strange ( Read more... )

There was a boy named Swill. Swill was a talented actor in the Shakespeare sense. Meaning he sucked. He met a man named Bill O'Reilly, whom no one liked. Swill eventually got the better of Bill in a game of checkers, and Bill eventually blew his own head off. Afterwards, the rapper Ludacris got his Pepsi ad back ( Read more... )

The socio-politic society of today is really getting on my d-damned nerves. No one trusts leaders anymore, maybe because they haven't earned it. And they've abused things they haven't earned. We think Communism is so bad. Granted, we've got it slightly better than our Chinese bretheren, but at least in China, you KNOW if you step out of line, you' ( Read more... )

When I head back to Texas, most likely, the one question I'll get asked the most will be ( Read more... )

Now that I'm in "civilization" now, I catch myself saying a few phrases picked up in the lone star state:
"dawg it"
"sumbitch"
"day-um!"
additionally, "day-um north people"
"dang Canadians"
and fianlly,
"Whar's Canaduh?"
Now that I'm officially mentally retarded, I can begin to corrupt the Yankee regoins. Toodle pip chaps, I'm off to the races.