Obviously, what constitutes as a song these days doesn't pass for muster in this man's eyes. When ass-hattery penetrates the billboards like Mr. Big's ding-dong on the new inmates pretty cornhole, teeny-boppers and their spotless infields clamor for posters and lunch boxes plastered with images of idoldom reserved for the Pope and Hitler. How is ( Read more... )

Welcome to hell, my shniggies. DA FACE and I commence our journey in 45 minutes. Godspeed, dammit, godspeed!

Well wouldn't you know it, but I'm going back to the ol' Frigga Briga(diers). Summers gonna be nuts. Gonna miss all my peeps, and mad props to Maya for putting up with all of my insane bullshit.

AH LOVE YYEEEWWWW!!!

There once was a boy named Bill
He had a strong urge to kill
He picked up a knife,
made Bill fear for his life,
and proceeded to negate his will.

Ah'm the next friggin' Spear-shaker. WOOP

Ho-k, now that finals are over, the reults are in ( Read more... )

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I'm going out with the most beautiful girl in the friggin' world. I dunno how it happened, but it did. Whoda thunk it, hey? Maya, you be da bizzle, fo shizzle, my nizzle. All of the Brigs are giving ya hype Maya, which is awesome. Your boy Sean is missing you something awful, meaning when I get back, you're gonna be in for a treat. I love you, and ( Read more... )

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-Welp Ned, looks like the farm report done rolled in on in hyuh! What's the sitch-eee-a-shun ( Read more... )