Comments | irishfall: Gummie Bears vs. Smurfs---BATTLE ROYALE

irishfall

Gummie Bears vs. Smurfs---BATTLE ROYALE

Mar 25, 2004 12:06

Growing up I always wondered who would win in a war between the gummie bears and the smurfs. Each species has its own attributes which would help it win the war. I came up with many scenarios in my head but I just couldn't figure out which was more realistic. To solve the dilemma once and for all, I decided near the end of my sophomore year in ( Read more... )

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holy shit anonymous March 25 2004, 09:19:06 UTC

I always wondered that.

My life is now complete. Nice journal, BTW. I haven't been this amused at work in awhile.

eb
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Re: holy shit irishfall March 25 2004, 09:30:24 UTC

Thanks....it's real SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW day.

I quit!!!! Don't touch me grandpa!!! Grandma's cheating!!! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass and she's stealing pink 50s??? I don't think so!!!

Had to go the BMV the other day, or as I like to call it....Satan's Asshole.

slow is right anonymous March 26 2004, 05:54:52 UTC

I hear that.

If I ever got to a house and it was FULLY ON FIRE -
fuck that I quit.
"Please, help my son, he's screaming in there!"
Well, he's probably on fire. That's what you do when you're on fir- HEY what are you doing out here you fuckin' think-for-yourselfer? Why didn't you draw him a map or something?

skoozdag March 26 2004, 14:17:46 UTC

Your battle genereator sounds intriguing. Can it do other battles as well? I would like to see Punky Bruster and Rainbow Bright go at it. Or the Shirt Tales and the Care Bears. EB and I talked about it, and we agree that the Snorks are an underwater version of the Smurfs, and due to their underwater lifestyle, a fight between the two would be impossible.

what does this mean for the future? Only the next day will tell!