Creeping On A Come Up

[irishfall]

If anyone has the CD "Doggystyle" by Snoop Dogg and it's not too scratched I would like a burned copy. I heard "What's my name" last night and it brought back many a feeling of nostalgia

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ooOOooo someones got a crush!

[closetangel]

I say ask her out - but first, stop and get some super glossy white paint - apply to teeth (trust me here). When you go to ask her out, pop the question, then smile, she'll be so dazzled by the blinding light in your mouth she's suuuure to say yes.

Not that she wouldn't anyways I'm sure.

Its like those *dings* in the movies when guys smile. Only in your case, it'll be more like *daaaaymn*. Don't eat too much of the paint.

btw - "supposed to be married by now" WTF. Are you insane?

Re: ooOOooo someones got a crush!

[irishfall]

I was close to being married once, but that fell through so there was a time when I thought dating was over for me and I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore. But I do want a companion that can share and understand my thoughts but I don't know if anyone can truly understand me and it's very frustrating, partly because I don't even know if I understand myself. I'm proud of myself, don't get me wrong and I do know what I like, but is there a right or wrong way to think and to act? Is my particular situation detrimental and ultimately inhibiting me to find someone who fits this profile? Who knows. My ex girlfriend really fucked up my head as far as figuring out what good and bad qualities are in women.

I'd have to say comedy and laughter is my escape, but I can't always run away, ya know?

As for the white paint idea, I'll definitely keep it in mind. Maybe I'll just take a monkey around with a cymbal to play it every time I smile. :)

Re: ooOOooo someones got a crush!

[closetangel]

see - this is why you need a messaging service (I sadly have all three *hangs head in shame*), so we can have enlightening, entertaining, not always work safe conversations via the computer when you're bored.

I speak from a standpoint looking out solely for your boredom - has nothing to do with mine. NOTHING at all with the fact I <3 putting off papers. :D

Sorry bout the ex - girls are evil. I can say that with certainty - because, well, I am one. And I understand the longing for someone. There isn't a right or wrong way to think or act though - because when you find the right one - even your wrong ways are somehow, right to them. Sorry if that sounds stupidly optimistic and such, but it is what I believe. Maybe I'm just naive. But schmeh. What are ya gonna do.

Re: ooOOooo someones got a crush!

[irishfall]

Thanks for the encouragement...I hope I don't sound too whiny. It's hard to tell what kind of mood the journalist is in due to lack of voice tone recognition. I can honestly say that I've never been happier as a single person (other than being way too far in debt) but I'm definitely enjoying my young life. And I would like to also clarify that I wouldn't be happier if I was married to my ex. Truthfully, I think she is a deceptive, lying bitch who doesn't deserve my time of day, and I'm way happier realizing that when I did, than to have a made a mistake later. But, having a relationship for an extended period of time takes you out of touch with the harsh realities of dating. Whenever I talk to girls, I feel so old and creepy (it doesn't help that I meet them at their bus stop...) because I feel almost like I'm from a different generation. The only dating game I know is college dating (which isn't really dating at all) so I'm at a loss for tact, and it's just frustrating

time to get your paper and your pen-cilllll

[ebstealthdubbin]

Picture pages fcuking ROCKED. I want that pen. I need that pen. You know the one, thatw ould make a crazy high-pitched warbling noise when Bill Cosby would write... I'd pull that bitch out all the time. Writing checks, signing official documents, tagging "El Diablo Blanco" in supermarket restrooms...

no one can catch el diablo blanco DOODLEYDOODLYDOOOODLYYYYYY

Ask that fly slimmie out. Have confidence... chicks dig that. You seem like a pretty righteous guy, you're fucking hilarious... just go for broke. Hey, my name is IrishFall, yeah, it's uncommon, but so am I. Diamond in the rough, baby. Bam, mext thing you know you're telling the story of how you met to your grandkids.

Yah, we need to hang out sometime, I'm sure Brad could use some away time from his fam. They've been back for what, less than a week, and he's already losing it.

Re: time to get your paper and your pen-cilllll

[irishfall]

Bill Cosby truly has had an illustrious career, though often overlooked as being one of the greatest comedians.....(pausing to take a bite of my jello pudding snack)

Thanx for the advice, I appreciate it. Any insight I can get is huge. I'm gonna give her a call tonight actually so we shall see. I'm in the unique position of being able to get laid at will but when it comes to emotional interaction, I'm fukcing clueless...so we shall see. I'll keep you posted.

Christ Chex....a little angel flies out of the box-"Good Morning!"
Go get me a banana angel.

Re: time to get your paper and your pen-cilllll

[irishfall]

If you aren't subscribed to DC's email list, do it. I'll give you time right now, go ahead..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................all done? Good.

I saw on his latest update that the barmitvah bash is going to be re aired tonight and I guess he just got done with a pilot for a sitcom entitled "Cooked". That's gotta be pretty funny, but a lot of his stuff is risque (sorry Brad) so I don't know how extreme he'll be able to go.

"hey, your parents are in the hospital...I have to take you there...in my rickety van"

all kinds of signed up now

[ebstealthdubbin]

Woah, I'll set my VCR tonight.

Maybe I'll check it out after his event tonight. =P

heh

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

[skoozdag]

IT would be a huge relief to me if the three of us (Erik, you, and I) all hung out sometime. Since I have never seen the two of you together, I am paranoid that you are the same person. I guess I'm just a worrier. (That's why my friends call me whiskers)

How did the call go? Used condom wrappers and empty bottles of Colt 45 on the floor the next day is what I'm thinking.

[irishfall]

Erik is definitely my cool, alter ego. Like Superman and Clark Kent. Whenever I'm over at your place, I'm like, "hey, let's get wasted and play some madden." Whenever he's over he's all like "hey, let's save some babies out of burning houses".....coincidence? I think not.

We've lost gorgeous george.
You're gonna have to repeat that.
We've lost gorgeous george.
Well where'd you lose 'im. It's not as if he's a set of fucking car keys. And it's not as if he's incon fucking spicous now is it?

-Bricktop in "Snatch"

how are there more of you....?

[majijah]

Picture Pages!!! I didn't think there was a single soul out there that remembers picture pages! And YES!!! That pen- a squeaky pen that would (and I'm not sure if I remember correctly) would come to life or talk to him as well... only Bill Cosby can pull something like that and get away with it. And that might be the same reason the Jello comercials worked in his favor (unlike John Stamos and his 10 10 321 commercials- but in my heart he can get away with anything).
As for Colin and Erik being the same guy ::cricket cricket:: maybe they are the same guy... naw.

Re: how are there more of you....?

[irishfall]

Obviously the 10 10 321 thing was a big mistake for Uncle Jesse, seems how Rebecca Romjin broke up with him (finally, the world makes sense again). Think I got a shot? I see that God Send didn't do too well at the box office opening weekend. Maybe she's vulnerable...