She took my Phallus

[irishfuck]

A shady gay sent me a dirty photo via e-mail. I opened it at work, believing it to be some stupid, yet oddly comical photo of a retard working at McDonald's. Instead, I found a dick. A small dick, but a dick nonetheless. I quickly closed the picture, erased any record of it from the browser's history, and performed a file search, just in case the

Comments

[klingrap]

There's a very sexy scene in Horror of Dracula. I thought of you.

[totalvirility]

Don't blame the Midwest for your repression.
I was raised in Wisconsin, and feel no shame for brazenly browsing online porn at work and heading to the rest room to jerk off.
Not that I neccessarily understand sex, but I think I've at least come to grips, a it were, with its incomprehnsibility.