Once upon a time there was a little girl whose nom de plum was Genie who lived in a small town in California. When she was a year old her abusive, unstable father was told that she might be mildly mentally retarded, and he dealt with the information by chaining her to a potty chair for 12 years, refusing to let his wife or son go near her or talk ( Read more... )

My goodness, that was weird ( Read more... )

I wonder if Buspar can trigger a psychotic episode in one's superego ( Read more... )

Men, if you fart while you are using a urinal, please do not turn to the person at the next stall and mutter "excuse me". It just makes the whole thing that much more uncomfortable.

Important maxim:
Never trust a writer who is also a go-go boy.
Do not trust him as a writer, and do not trust him as a go-go boy.

First off, I know it's not normal for people to vomit blood, especially people who are generally completely incapable of vomitting. People who haven't vomitted since they were 11 years old at summer camp and Doug Lagally pushed them on a swing in ever increasing circles and then let it spin back again until their equilibriums were so off kilter ( Read more... )

There's some bar our friends Nickee and Paula went to in Harlem where all of their drinks have ghetto names, like "Baby Mama Drama" and "Move out the Way".  Our favorite name was the "Wha' had happen was ( Read more... )

I have had approximately zero time to update my LJ in the past week, but I don't want to lose that momentum that I've gained, so I will say only this ( Read more... )

So I was back to Cameron's house in Virginia this weekend, and I spent all of yesterday morning and afternoon sitting in front of VH1 with Cousin Jenny ( Read more... )

Read this and tremble:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=13&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_china_chimpanzee