On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

Okay. So I've been collecting hamsters, big deal. But you'll all want to cash in when

FINNIGANS FANTABULOUS HAMSTER CIRCUS OF WONDER

comes to your town.

Oh yes. We'll see who's laughing THEN.

I had my first offical demolition today.

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I think I did it wrong

Yo yo yo, , I've been getting down in my new place with the demolition team, and it's freaking awesome. They taught me how to speak street, dawgs. They even gave me some bitching new threads.


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I have an apprenticeship with Caractacus Tienti, a magical demolition firm, that means I get to blow up stuff, AND GET PAID FOR IT.

Wouldn't have done it without Draco soIgotyouatahnkyoupresent


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Look what I saw on Dad's teevee yesterday after a hard day's slaving:

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We're not all bloody drunks, you know! And we are perfectly understandable. It's just the rest of the world can't keep up.

One day, Ireland will rule you all, THEN where will you be?

What bloody evil DICTATOR makes you get up at seven in the morning and then look after a lot of loud children? Worse, get them ready for school?!

One of them bit meAnd when they were at school, it was all 'clean the floor, Seamus', 'wash the dishes, Seamus', 'no, Seamus, you can't go to the bloody ball ( Read more... )

I HATE VIRUSES. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME I GET THEM. I SHOULD JUST LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

DFVKJDFSNGNDIJSNGKONMDFKLNGMKJF EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

DEAN........I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY

An ode to the most bloody gorgeous man alive, Draco Malfoy silver_snark:

There is a man called Draco
His arse I like to shake-o
He is the hottest man I know.
Something-something sex-o

<3 <3 <3

Okay, I have got to enlarge Pickles so I can do this:


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