Okay, JUST FOR THE RECORD ( Read more... )

UI am having an intertedsiotn soaeilling day, and I efeel like leaving n all mthe evrrrows I majes. GHOW anama amazing is that! wowo isn't this pehconmomnitncal;? Wohhhos! I CAN":T EVEN SPELL WHOOOA wooahs wait a mubnture. Mintue. Minute. Yeah, that's right. NO I"M NOT ON ANYTHING. I"m just using a weird keyborard, and it's all won'ky and myaking ( Read more... )

DO you know how phenominally WEIRD it is to read your old blogs and think, "Oh, yeah, THAT...welllll..."? In case you don't, it's VERY strange ( Read more... )

I have an ENORMOUS thing due for Science on Monday, and I've been looking for the four or so pages I've already written up, and I just can't find them ANYWHERE on my computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!

If anyone knows ANYTHING about how to use computers and can help, I'd be really greatful...

Sufficiently pissed off at my computer,

Don't even ask ( Read more... )

Yes, I have. I've gone and vented on my piano again ( Read more... )

Anyone who has read anything by Terry Pratchett might understand.

Anyway, wombats of the worlf, I'm approximately 95% screwed. My mother just found out my screenname and has decided to 'tour around'. She'll find the stuff about my woes, my complaints, EVERYTHING. Chiriklos, I'm as screwed as a French wine cork.

Fred

Which Achio is angry?

The PISTACHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

I'm good now.

Fred!! ;-]

Ned the Flamingo
Flew off to learn some yoga.
Came home with no legs.

TTFN, People of the Earth!

fred

Okay, so, EVERYONE tries to be a non-conformist, which means that everyone is, per say, a conformist.

If all the people who are trying not to conform are conformists, then people who conform are NON conformists.

Hence, we should all wear plaid and speak Dutch.

Fred