With great power comes great hideousnessincywincyheroMarch 20 2011, 00:48:15 UTC
[ Fine then, Peter will just cuddle his pillow instead. And occasionally make snuffling noises which are simultaneously endearing and yet incredibly irritating. ]
[ Glaring up at him. Which would be more impressive if he weren't sitting on the floor desperately clutching a pillow in front of him like a teddy bear. ]
I'm not the one who looks like a caterpillar died on his face. Several caterpillars.
And then you randomly insulted me for no reason. No wonder you date a different woman every night if that's the way you treat them in the morning.
[ A pause. Peter's expression suggests he'd been attempting denial of last night's half-remembered events right up until he was hoist by his own motormouth. ]
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Stop that!
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Nnnn.
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Peter. You might want to get up. [ Almost hissed. ]
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[ He stretches, arching his back and digging his toes into the mattress, and then finally cracks an eye open. ]
Mmmwhat is it, Boss...?
[ Blink. Blink blink. ]
Boss?!
[ Aaaand he falls off the bed. Luckily he's taken his pillow with him! ]
What the -- what just -- what.
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[ sitting up a little bit now, and looking over the edge. ]
You might want to get up. You look unseemly.
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I'm not the one who looks like a caterpillar died on his face. Several caterpillars.
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Now Peter, that's not very nice.
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You started it.
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[ A pause. Peter's expression suggests he'd been attempting denial of last night's half-remembered events right up until he was hoist by his own motormouth. ]
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We didn't sleep together.
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