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[iron_ambition]

[To All Westberg Students Enrolled in Advanced Sexual Education]

I don't feel it necessary to remind you of the importance of your exams tomorrow. I think I've sufficiently drilled it into your thick heads over the last semester. And I'm quite certain you've put in enough practical application on personal time to pass at least the basics section.

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1/1 ashfjkhja junior at the school but OMFG

[7thborn]

[iron_ambition]

Do you have anything pertinent to add, miss?

omg, I died, I love you, I love you! <3<3<3

[doujin_dork]

Ah, well. At least that sort of thing can be practical, I guess. Although I'm sort of glad I'm not taking this.

Haha! I love this curse already...

[iron_ambition]

It's not practical in the slightest. I've simply had students argue so in previous years.

I passed them on to someone who could see eye to eye with them. The school's disciplinarian.

It makes me so happy. ^o^ Yay, Health teacher.

[doujin_dork]

Ah. Well, then . . .

I'm sure all of your class will study really hard.

[andherwrench]

Ma'am, yes ma'am!

[iron_ambition]

I think you'll do rather well on your tests with that attidude.

[andherwrench]

I have to.

[iron_ambition]

A high achiever. What an anomaly in a classroom.

[concept_killer]

Well, you know what they say.

[iron_ambition]

'THEY' won't be giving you your exams, will they?

[concept_killer]

I don't see how that makes a difference.

[iron_ambition]

Ah, but in my classroom, what anyone else says has no weight.

Unless, of course, you were being inappropriately suggestive..you weren't doing that, were you? It'd be such a shame if you were, seeing as how I know I made it clear that this was to be taken seriously.

[darkest0knight]

Thirty? Geez.

Can't we just put a condom on a banana and call it a day?

[iron_ambition]

Does that scare you? Good.

And unless you're similar to a banana, boy, an in-depth study of sex and its consequences is what you need. Deal with it.

[darkest0knight]

...Similar in what way?

And I already know the consequences. I watch Degrassi, you know.

[iron_ambition]

Degrassi. This is what I've been reduced to teaching.

Teachers who use bananas to teach sex education are either afraid or uncomfortable to deal the reality out. A banana is not, no matter what anyone says, anything like the real deal.

If you want bananas and Degrassi through life, that's fine. Just enjoy them at home on your time.