so anyway yesterday i decided to hang out with my cousin because i was bored and i had nothing else to do until Gaby called later to find out that she was here.....wtf so whatever it was too late so stayed at my cousins house...we decided to go to Best Buy and get a computer game becuase whatever were losers like that... so we go...vroom vroom ( Read more... )

Holy Shit, what a day for my nerves....lets start out Saturday morning...i wake up before 1:00, what an accomplishment, then i eat stuff and then i get ready for the day's show which was planned in Butt-Fuck'd Egypt but whatever, so i go to Aisha's house, blah blah blah doing the whole Taxi thing i do, then like she's there, then like i say 'hi' ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a little fat girl named Edwina. She lived in a magiical land with leprachauns, unicorns, and Victoria Secret models. Then one day she spotted a wild pink pony and said "oh my god! a pony! i love ponies! i want to fuck a pony! they have such big penises, omg!" she goes up to the pony and said "i will call you fluffy and ( Read more... )

and now todays ebonics language lesson ( Read more... )

Everybody knows those songs we sang as a little kid, but is it possible that those nursery rhymes could have an alternate meaning? the answer is yes. One of the most common nursery rhyme is Ring Around The Rosy. The song goes "Ring around the rosy" (call up the street pharmacist or "dealer"), "pocket full of posies" (i got a motherfucking 20 on me ( Read more... )

hey.......ive been wondering...which is really bad for me but ..... ..if you're a redneck, .....does that mean you're part indian!?!?! and buffalo wings! OMG! they arent made from BUFFALO!!!WTF!?!? IS ANYBODY AS CONFUSED AS I AM!?!?!

Using Proper English ( Read more... )

i was taking a dump and i realized something....there are so many types of poopies...so i took the time to write this list to inform you about the wonderful world of poopie ( Read more... )

u laugh because im different, i laugh because i beat your mom into submission with a 2x4....

ahahaha! my mom made me a pie today and i am going to eat that pie and its going to be all for me! HAH....stupid bitch.... hey...hey...wtf? wheres my pie? where the fuck is my pie? who the fuck had the balls to take my fucking pie?!?!? hmmmm....my neighbor! he must have my pie ( Read more... )