001. [Video]

[ironiking]

[There’s this really cool dude, okay? He’s probably staring at the camera, only he’s wearing this pair of sweet pointy anime shades so it’s hard to tell. Maybe he’s not even looking at the camera at all. Maybe he’s far too cool for cameras, but you’ll never know, ‘cause you can’t see his eyes. But if you wait long enough and don’t do anything lame

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[Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Have a troll looking closer into the screen, adjusting his bi-coloured glasses]

Oh hey, I know you. You're Dave Thtrider'th guardian, aren't you?

[Video]

[ironiking]

[Oh, it's an alien? Okay.]

That's right. You know the world comes naturally 3D, right?

Re: [Video]

[thekidsare0kay]

Nope, it'th made that way by the power of my mind. [Smirking, though he's a tiny bit nervous] I'm Thollukth. Uh, jutht tho you know, I'm thort of Dave'th boyfriend.

[Video]

[ironiking]

"Sort of"? Are you friends with hand-holding benefits?

[aliveandticking]

Oh, I know you! You're Dave's adult male human lusus!

[ironiking]

I'm at least half of those.

[aliveandticking]

Dave should be back soon! Are you looking for him?

[ironiking]

He'll be okay. He can find me if he feels like it. Where'd he get to, anyway?

[dorkways]

Hey man! You're Dave's bro, right?

[ironiking]

Hey, he's got friends that ain't aliens, who knew? You must be John.

[dorkways]

Yep, that's me! His best bro.

[ironiking]

So this place has no problem letting a bunch of kids live alone? You're not getting social services knocking on your door 24/7?

[leviathanclaw]

You don't really think it will be zat easy, do you?

[ironiking]

Shit, man, you telling me there's some sorta trial to pass before people give me info?
Wrestling a fatass lion and killing a few more conksuck monsters while I rap a steady accompanying beat.
I've washed out your bullshit from the City stables, what do I do now.

[leviathanclaw]

A trial. Oh, no, no. The information is around, you see, but you'll find there are more questions than answers.

This is the City. How you arrived is anyone's guess, ja. How you leave is the same.

[ironiking]

Got no interest in leaving, dude. This place seems cool. Is it as small as it looks?

[bringbrightdays]

We all need a little help.

[ironiking]

Hope that includes you, bro, 'cause I've had my mad puppet biznasty all up in this City. Bringing down the fucking rainbow.

[bringbrightdays]

I am the light and you can't bring the light down!