o11. [text] This Is Totally Dave Why Would You Think Otherwise

[ironlass]

[ It looks like Jade has decided to pretend to be a certain friend of hers today. Hmmm. ]

sup sup sup wonderland im dave strider

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[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

Jade, I think perhaps these shenanigans are hinting at a deeper desire. Perhaps, and I hope you do not take offense at this hypothesis, your desire to "become Dave" is at its heart the most simple and primal of penis envies.

Do you want a penis, Jade? Perhaps this is not the best way to go about attempting to achieve one.

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[ironlass]

what
lalonde please take your psycho stuff somewhere else!!!

[urnewkingbitch]

hee hee hi rose!!!!
no dont listen to dave hes being silly
stay and join in our shenanigans!!!! :DDDDD
we were about to elope! do you want to join us and make a scandalous threesome???? :OOOO

[hamburellakind]

Jade, dear, perhaps your use of excessive, as the trolls call them, "shout poles", is simply another indicator of your intense desire to attain long, erect penises for yourself.

And while I am extremely flattered by your offer, other Jade, perhaps it would be less confusing for the three of us if there wasn't two of you. That's the sort of thing I've come to expect from Dave and his time bullshit. I'm really set on one Jade in my threesomes. I'm a lady, after all.

[ironlass]

man what are you even going on about
there is only one jade here do you not see her pretty green text right there
did listening to the horrorterrors take your eyesight too that is pretty sad

[urnewkingbitch]

:/
thats not very appropriate for a LAAAAADY to say rose!
and even if i did want outdoor plumbing and a removal of the shelf on my chest i blame JOHN EGBERT for it since he made me like this GOOOOOOOSH! >:OOOO

oh come on!
pleaaaaaaaase?
would you say yes if davesprite was here to be our bird priest????

[hamburellakind]

Oh dear. A fixation on birds. It would seem you are, in fact, Dave, are you not, fake-Jade? Perhaps you are in fact vagina envious, if such a thing exists. Or do you want some chest pillows to show off in that racy red top of yours?

And don't go blaming your sexes on John. He just went with the pallate he had, and painted like a true artisan on his canvas of life. Perhaps this is something you cannot understand, Strider, as your attempts at art are always pixelated sins against man and horrorterror alike.

[ironlass]

way to insult me while not even talking to me lalonde
that is a new low
brb crying out the tears of my despair and angst!

[urnewkingbitch]

oh my gooooooood rose!
youre being super mean to dave!
he didnt deserve any of that psychobabble scorn! :/
now we have to stop him from crying and causing another noahs ark jeeeeeeeez!!!!

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and im happy having my vagina and chest pillows rose shut up :|||||||||

[hamburellakind]

Perhaps all of this
is really
rather
silly.

[ironlass]

perhaps you are right
perhaps i just wanted to draw really silly comics in peace and use shout poles!!
perhaps some day we will be able to type however we want without the fester throes of rose judging us

[urnewkingbitch]

rose were trapped in wonderland
duh its silly!
jeeeeeeez!!!
but thanks to you rose we have now seen the....................................

[hamburellakind]

Why are you pausing so much, DaveJade? Are you attempting to throw a dramatic tantrum in true girlish style? If so, perhaps you would rather I come and watch you girl-out, as it were.

[urnewkingbitch]

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[hamburellakind]

So many dots, Dave. It's almost as if you're implying something.

[urnewkingbitch]

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