You know who I miss? The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, or CCCP, as they liked to spell it. Man those guys were great. Seriously remember the "cold war"? Those were the good ol' days. They had nukes we had nukes, enough to probably destroy earth, the moon and a large chunk of the rest of the solar system. But I really never felt like ( Read more... )

I can picture a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it. (Jack Handey)

POLICE ARREST 34 IN PITTSBURGH AFTER SUPER BOWL ( Read more... )

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Anyone who doesn't already go check out Scottbateman's blog today's animation features CORN MO, frickin' CORN MO. If you don't know CORN MO I will say a prayer for your hollow blackened soul. Anybody who was there can tell you his Fry Street Fair rendition of "Every Rose Has it's Thorn" brought them to tears, or severe diarrhea, either way it was

I don't love posting in the library, I don't love the smell of moldy feet and freshly shat pants, I know homeless people want to get out of the rain, but damn it scrape out your drawers, oh and quit looking up porno in public and get yer hand outta there.

If you feel like laughing out loud you should go buy one of the "Letters From A Nut" books by Ted L. Nancy, or just go to B&N and read it to save money. make sure you have some duct tape to re-attach your ass after you laugh it off.

( Robot+Ninjas=hate )