Due to the complete bullfuckery of my middle brother I'm royally fucked.....credit cards are evil and so are credit card companies. He took out 3 credit cards in my name and racked up a $12,000 that yours truly was stuck with. I know, I know fraud yadda yadda tried it was denied so went to last resort which was filing for bankruptcy, not such a bad ( Read more... )

phone call went like this ( Read more... )

 I spilled hot wax all over my grandmother...... that's the funniest thing i have done in a long time....just thought i'd share.

I have seen way to many Penis' in my day, but if my friend show's me his one more time (it's not that impressive and he's gay) I am going to loose it!

so I went into walmart today to grab some stuff for my comatose boyfriend who has the Utah plague. While walking down one of the medicine ailses this little mexican kid jumps in front of my chart and sprayed me with a water gun!

I grabbed that little shit and growled through my teeth "where is your mother?" he then led me to where his obese parent ( Read more... )

So in celebration of my friends birthday we had a mardi gras party....We decided to make jungle juice. For those of you dont know what that is, it's a shit load of every kind of liquer you can imagine plus fruit. You let that sit for 2 days and then add sprite. However I wasn't aware that they added EVERCLEAR!!!! That shit is like coccain to me.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA!!!!!

 So we got back on sunday night, after a really bad dinning expirience at Max's. I let the girls in on an expirience that I had while MCing the Raffle. I somehow ended up being pressed against the airwall each time the Bishi's came on stage, well Harley was standing directly in front of me and I, of course, look at his ass.....well in the process ( Read more... )

 OMG!!! 2 DAYS!!!!

T minus 12 days until I leave for SF!!!! 
*stares at calendar* GO FASTER DAMNIT!!!!!!