To all my employees: take a gander in your mailbox next time you happen t'pass by--everyone's gettin' a Valentine's Day bonus. Generosity never hurt anyone.

While Mister Watari's away pickin' up a few things for me, I'm goin' t'take a couple days off and hunt down my missing Mister Fuuma; it's a rescue mission, y'see, so while I'm gone I leave ( Read more... )

In which Mizuki invites Sasuke on a lunch date at Mamie's café, but Mamie drags Akaghi in to eavesdrop and they hear a surprising marriage proposal. Akaghi works with celery and gets rhubarb shoved up his nose.

(Part One)

(Part Two)

Part Two:
Mamie spots Akaghi heading towards the café and drags him off to eavesdrop on Mizuki and Sasuke, making it in time to hear a most unexpected wedding proposal! Akaghi gets a stalk of rhubarb shoved up his nose.
( 'YOU'VE GONE AND STUCK A PLANT UP MY NOSE!!' )

Part One:
In which Mizuki and Sasuke venture out to their lunch date at Mamie's café and Fuu-chan tags along. You already know what sort of insanity is going to happen, so why do I elaborate?
( 'MAMIE Ice with the TEA not the udon okay?' )

Valentine's Day is closer than I thought, an' it looks like there's gonna be some kinda party for it. I plan on keepin' my distance an' caterin' with the food--lovey-dovey parties are not my thing.

SPEAKIN' OF WHICH.

I have no intentions o'gettin' married ANY TIME SOON, an so far as I'm concerned it was NOT LEGAL. When I get my hands on Albert ( Read more... )

In which Shakespeare!Percival takes his infatuation to a whole new petrifying level when he arrives at Mamie's café upon his noble steed, aiming to whisk her away and fulfill his promise of love. Plus, Random Dude-Guy, an NPC licensed to wed people, makes a cameo appearance.
( 'Wh-what th--LEMME DOWN OR I'LL GOUGE YOUR EYES!' )

In which Shakespeare!Percival continues to try courting Mamie and leaves chocolates and flowers at the café counter, Mamie believes Albert put Percival up to it, and Mamie is at a loss for how to respond after Percival turns lovey-dovey.
But, of course, it really is all Albert's fault. >:3
( 'How much did th'bastard pay you t'leave the tainted chocolates?' )

Holy shit WHAT TH'HELL?! Freakin' chocolates; I KNEW they were tainted!! Th'freak must have eaten them, and THIS is why I broke up with that NPC twit WHERE ARE ALL THE BEETLES WHEN YOU NEED TO SMUSH THEM?!?!?!

ALBERT, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. SO STOP DRUGGING MISTER PERCIVAL ON GOD-KNOWS WHATEVER TH'HELL YOU'RE GIVING HIM.

Why am I analyzing my third character before my second? ¬¬ Bah, oh well. I spent a lot more time and effort on this one than the last one, and by the end I realized there was a lot of stuff I never consciously knew about Mamie. :O

( End of the Year Character Analysis )

In which Mamie finally gets around to giving Pahn his personalized spatula as a Christmas gift, Mitsuba's "fighting mistletoe" is discussed, and Mamie receives a hug. Oh my.
( '...He said it was too frilly.' )