First let me start out by saying that once you begin reading this, you are then obligated to read the rest; whether you be compelled to or guided by your laws of conscience ( Read more... )

Remember the last time you got an IM like this:
LyKe0mFgz0RrzZxXx: OMG LMFAO with a link to a cartoon that was FUNNY?

Nope, me neither.  That's why today, I'll be counting down the worst 10 internet cartoons of all time.  All the names of the cartoons are links, so you can bathe in the mediocrity of the internet.

10. Starting off the countdown isn't ( Read more... )

Hello all! Colin never updates, and he said I could so...This one goes out to all the little people that miss his humor ( Read more... )

When I come home from a tiring day out in the world, I like to settle down on the couch and watch some nice T.V. What kind of TV you ask? Not this bullshit. Day after day, shit. Still more shit. And the next day, more shit.  It's like a porto-potty with a TV in it. I hate Kid's Shows.  They make me wonder just how stupid some of today's kids are.  ( Read more... )

yo yo yo this is madison fo fadison and ayla bo bayla updating for colin bo bolin! we love this kid so effen much ! and yeah colin we are typing all retarded and annoying only because we love you!! sooo today colin hung out with the sexxxxxxxiestttttt person alive ... Ayla.. and then some fags? it was pretty sweet... strip pool, spin the phone, ( Read more... )

I hate (most) Southern people...wait. They don't even get a capital letter...and I shouldn't spell it right either. Let me rephrase that.
I hate suthern peeple. Much better.  Anyway, back on topic.  Southern people blow chunks.  Nobody likes them except this kid:
Pikachu9y: Hmmm I think they are nice people with good food and culture.
They can take ( Read more... )

I've compiled a completely random list of things that I want to accomplish before summer ends. Comment with your own if you feel like it, but if not, that's ok too.

1. Your mom. Sorry, had to.

2. Kill this guy:
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OK well.. since colin is so busy like every day of his life.. i decided to update this thingy for him. It will definitly not be as good but w.e! Anyways.. Today Colin woke up, showered, then he ate breakfast. He then went to the bus stop where he waited for the bus. (big shocker there) Then when the bus got there they forgot him so COlin went ( Read more... )

After some careful inspection of my archives, I came across a little gem of an idea that I decided wouldn't work, but now I realize that it's perfect. I've found a few movies that might not have been blockbusters. You'll never see them, except here.

Movie #1:

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Well, I now have confidence that Bemis has NO talent at all. Here's why:

The opening act of JJ and his "band" made me want to shoot somebody's nuts off. My god. NO BASS. What the hell are you thinking?! Wait, let me guess, NOTHING.   JJ was a stage hog and it looked like he was having a seziure on the guitar, the rhythm guitar had no rhythm, and the ( Read more... )