☂ 013 colonies; April Fool's Event

[is_an_island]

Everybody's busy having fun, are they? Well, that's quite... quite good. I mean, it's not as if I was dreading this stupid little holiday because they always tell me that they're my friends and they stupidly turn around and tell me April Fool b-but it's not like I wanted to be their friend in the first place so it's not like I mind or anything....

Comments

the commie says hi

[mostpopulous]

Aiyaaaaah, silly island shouldn't mumble so. Makes more difficult to understand than usual, aru.

/superglues

[is_an_island]

... Bloody hell, don't tell me you're back.

NOT AGAIN

[mostpopulous]

Back? Back? What is this about being back, aru? First Russia and then you, it is very confusing!

marriedmarriedmarried ;u;

[is_an_island]

Oh, right, you'd talk to Russia first. That's only to be expected.

no your eyebrows are ugly ;n;

[mostpopulous]

Cannot help that Russia is glad to have talk, aru! No need for pity party to invite conversations, unlike some. Isn't that such a sad thing, aru?

they are the robust spirit of love come to me

[is_an_island]

I wasn't inviting conversation! It--It wasn't a pity party, I was merely--remarking--

they're enormous and sentient GO HOME

[mostpopulous]

Oh, of course you were just remarking, aru. Little island is always making silly remarks.

/eyebrow wiggle

[is_an_island]

Nothing of the sort, you idiot! M-My remarks are always highly intelligent!

/tears them off

[mostpopulous]

What was that? Highly emotional, aru? Yes, yes, agreed! Always very highly emotional, aru.

not the robust spirit of john bullllllll

[is_an_island]

You're purposely mishearing me! It's... It's not like I care, but you're an idiot! An absolute idiot!

trade for hong kong?

[mostpopulous]

Ancient diplomatic strategy, aru. And I cannot be so very stupid if I invented paper.

give me a hundred years to think about it

[is_an_island]

Yeah, well.

I invented a machine that makes hard-boiled eggs.

/does horrible things to eyebrows while waiting

[mostpopulous]

Water, bowl, fire, and egg? Does not sound very special to me, aru.

i-iyaaaaan not there~~~

[is_an_island]

And beer with bubbles.

and this is why chinese torture is chinese

[mostpopulous]

I thought people would wish to drink liquid, not bubbles, aru.

this relationship is moving too fast

[is_an_island]

I invented English.