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[HELLO, MAYFIELD, AND ALL WHO ARE LISTENING:]

"There's something wrong with that animal of yours."

"What? What you do now, heya?"

"I haven't done a thing! I just happened by the thing and found her in an awful condition! You'd probably accuse me of killing her if I hadn't said anything."

"Heard that! Am old, not DEAD. Anyhow, can't put nothing ( Read more... )

[China is not at home right now. He's off in Netherlands' house, paying back a favor to the Dutchman, and using that particular phone to communicate. The first thing he does - besides triple checking that his pistol is in perfect working order - is phone his house. Really, it's a shame that he's entirely unaware of his new not!daughter.]

( (filtered to 768 Bunker household) )

So, town is seeing fit to give back one thing has wrongfully taken from me. At least am properly dressed, now. What of you others in Mayfield, hmmm?

[Later, China picks up the phone again- this time to make a few private calls. He waits patiently until he has the entire house to himself before doing so.]

( (filtered to Russia) )

Who is knowing those that went to other town? Anybody have list?

Is a worrisome situation, but....let us have hope town will stop playing stupid joke and open up the road again soon. Was there not other such incidents here?

.....Hmm. Wonder if there other such towns we not know about.

( (filtered to Vietnam) )

[Irritated country is irritated. Time to pick up the phone and tell everyone about it!]

I refuse to recognize right of dirty capitalist government to steal sweat and blood. This glorious communist nation will not sink so low, aru!

People of Mayfield! I have found better purpose for papers of oppressors, aru. What of you?

[Some time later, China ( Read more... )

.....America, you could have simply sent invitation if wished for me to visit house. No need for kidnapping. Or stealing of clothes! Very bad manners, aru. I am very busy nation and cannot be wasting time with just anybody. You should know how angry my boss will be at me, aru ( Read more... )