[ 6 ] nurture the plant one year - ten days of flowers

[mostpopulous]

[HELLO, MAYFIELD, AND ALL WHO ARE LISTENING:]

"There's something wrong with that animal of yours."

"What? What you do now, heya?"

"I haven't done a thing! I just happened by the thing and found her in an awful condition! You'd probably accuse me of killing her if I hadn't said anything."

"Heard that! Am old, not DEAD. Anyhow, can't put nothing

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[numanstan]

What's goin' on?

[mostpopulous]

My kitty cat, she....she....aiyaaaah-

[tartswithtea]

Stop complaining!

It's nothing, Vince. It seems China has been breeding terrorists while I wasn't paying attention.

[numanstan]

... Y'didn't know she was pregnant, did you?

[lotuslife]

Did she finally go ahead and kill it?

[mostpopulous]

Vietnam? How you- aiyaaah, nevermind! Of course she not do stupid thing, crazy woman at least know better than that.

[tartswithtea]

In truth, I couldn't think of a death worthy enough for the mongrel... but that's beside the point.

[lotuslife]

So then what exactly is happening?

[fuelefficient]

Is there something wrong with the cat?

[mostpopulous]

IS NONE OF CONCERN KINDLY PUT PHONE DOWN AND GO HANG SELF WITH THE CORD-

[tartswithtea]

-GIVE THAT BACK! It's a totally reasonable question!

I assure you the cat is perfectly fine. In fact, all of them are. ((a PING of loathing in her voice))

[fuelefficient]

[KITTENS KITTENS KITTENS KITTENS.

Softly hanging up. And putting bro hate aside, he's totally coming IN YOUR HOUSE to see the babby catties]

[kleinefurstin]

[NEIGHBORLY CONCERN]

[mostpopulous]

[CRYING NOISES....FROM JOY? FEAR? HYSTERIA? HARD TO TELL]

[tartswithtea]

((There might be a lot of loud racket, too, since bri is in a panic over kittens and ew and terrorists and oh god her carpet))

[kleinefurstin]

[k-knocking on the door, in part because she is afraid that someone came after Kimbley and just mixed up the addresses]

[scentofbauhinia]

[Just staring at the itty bitty kitties

with the expression of a proud grandfather or something.]

[mostpopulous]

[NOT NOTICING YOU YET, GUSHING OVER THE TINY WET NEWBORNS oh god he's cooing despite himself]

[tartswithtea]

((Watching him be all *guuu* over them))

Could you at least compose yourself a moment and help take care of them? ((turns.)) Hong kong, do you mind?

[scentofbauhinia]

[sorry not!mum, not being much better than bro-dad over here. He's already taken a shine to a particular one, even though they're like minutes old or something.]

...Can I keep one?

[I will have this one and he shall be mine and I will name him Jackie Chan >8I]