Halloween has come and gone. I'm extremely pleased with how this year's Halloween went. I fulfilled most, if not all of the requisite activities. Including ( Read more... )

So, to make up for having a somewhat shitty day, I indulged in a little music buying binge. I snagged ( Read more... )

Oh, wretched alarm clock, how I loathe your cruel, unblinking stare. Would only that your march of time briefly halt, indeed, would it not inexorably continue onward, we might be able to coexist peacefully. I'm a thorn tree in a whirlwind, caught in the middle of a battle of wits between you, dastardly purveyor of cold reality, and my own body, ( Read more... )

First of all I'm really, really sorry in advance for this. I haven't updated in weeks, and now that I do it's really negative. But I'll make up for it soon with a positive post. That said ( Read more... )

If you've read the cartoons in the Sunday paper in the last couple decades, you know something has been seriously wrong for a long time. For years Family Circus has assaulted our eyeballs and tested our intestinal fortitude with its sickeningly wholesome crapiness. Family Circus is so unfunny, I once saw a man get hit in the balls with a monkey ( Read more... )

Maybe it's cliche' to laugh at Chuck Norris these days, but good lord does it feel good. I've been looking foward to syndicated episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger lately. It's something you have to watch on TV; buying DVDs would ruin the kitch factor. But let me tell you, this show's liberal use of roundhouse kicks, slow motion, and Chuck's ( Read more... )

So, for my nerd friends who have the patience to stomach this, there's a video of some guy looking directly into the camera and explaining why the DS sucks and the PSP rocks for 13 minutes. And it's amazing to see someone spend thirteen minutes not knowing what he's talking about. I'm sure it's fake, but it's till moderately funny in a Napoleon ( Read more... )

So here's a little cyber/real world interplay. Next time you see me, ask me to play you the message I got today from a company called London Calling Executive Services. As much as I would love to work for a company named after a Clash song, I sure as Hell don't want the position they're offering (but that's aside the point). What makes this message ( Read more... )

My life is at a major turning point right now. In fact I can pretty much pinpoint this week as being where the transition starts. I'm moving to a new house this week. My college life ends this week (for now). Shortly after, I'll be getting a new job. Then moving again across the city to live with Becky. Like all major turning points it's at once ( Read more... )

So I'm loaded with Denny's coffee and the ol' brain is not really functioning properly. Id, ego, superego, one of those three is not here right now. Superego I guess ( Read more... )