☂ 009; A heart whose love is innocent!

[is_an_island]

[ The phone is lifted with a soft click. ]

Pardon the bother, but I was wondering if anyone has--what?

Oh, no, please, I couldn't possibly--well, all right. But really, I don't need any apples. I-It's not like I'm lonely or anything. I mean, even if was, not anymore, and... oh, don't lift that, it's much too heavy for you. And salt's too

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[supersizedpower]

...

[is_an_island]

What was that? Oh, no, I'm not tired--really? Ahahahaha! Hahahaha, that's... oh, that's clever.

[supersizedpower]

Did you...did you need me for something?

[is_an_island]

... Oh, America.

Didn't see you there.

[mr_blandy_bland]

...

[is_an_island]

What was that, Elizabeth? You sensed something in our presence?

Nonsense, nonsense, it's just you and the rest of us, isn't it?

[mr_blandy_bland]

....

I-It looks like you're having fun, Mr. England.

[is_an_island]

Oh, Canada. I didn't see you there.

How... How are you?

[fuelefficient]

[just...looking]

England-san. Are you okay?

[1/2]

[is_an_island]

Oh, no, I couldn't possibly eat another bi--

[is_an_island]

Oh.

Hello.

[fuelefficient]

[he takes a few seconds to stare where you...touched something before bowing]

I suppose the answer is yes?

[the_wee_big_hag]

England?

[is_an_island]

And then she said that she'd never marry him, but everybody in the bloody town knew that she was actually--

Oh, Tiffany. Hullo there.

[the_wee_big_hag]

England, who are you talking too?

[Tiffany should be able to see them?]

[is_an_island]

[Sure! They are pretty little fairies, as cute as England describes.]

My fairy friends. Say hello, won't you?

[One flutters and gives a respectful nod.]

[kol_shevik]

Little England should keep his debauchery off of phone lines, thank you.

[is_an_island]

What are you going on about? I can talk to my friends over the phone, and it's not like you wouldn't try to eavesdrop otherwise.

[kol_shevik]

Russia has no interest in little England's disgusting behaviors.

[is_an_island]

Disgusting? You lardy bastard, my fairies are cute and adorable!