☂ 014; of course it is happening inside your head

[is_an_island]

Listen, I'm just calling to say that... Well, I don't suppose anybody was worried, but still. I'm quite fine, and there's no need to worry. I'm a responsible adult, and I know how to take care of myself. Honestly, there's... [The sound of distracted ripping of the mail.]

....... AHAHAHAhahaahahahahahaha fuuuuck this bollocks because... because

Comments

[mostpopulous]

[behind you. WATCHING.]

Ahhh, stupid island of eyebrows finally go crazy. Is good day!

Good riddance to bad trash, aru.

[pink text = voice of panda butt tattoo.]

[is_an_island]

... Your arse is talking to me.

I like that.

[mostpopulous]

[GLARE.]

Kill him kill him kill him kill him-

[is_an_island]

You're talking out of your arse.

Like always.

[supersizedpower]

[Yeah he's just...watching this from mid-jumping off the roof]

England?

[is_an_island]

[TOO BUSY taking off his trousers to listen.

Pants will soon follow.]

1/2

[supersizedpower]

England...

[supersizedpower]

Maybe Green Arrow was wrong.

[scentofbauhinia]

[oh god wtf flashbacks

Just

walking the other way now

pretending he hasn't spotted him and telling himself someone else will deal with it]

[is_an_island]

[TARGET SPOTTED]

Hong Kooooooooooooooonnngggggggggg....

[scentofbauhinia]

[Half tempted to

a) pretend to be someone else
or
b) run like hell

buuuut sort of worried with all the weird stuff that's happening so]

...England.

[is_an_island]

Honnng gggghonnkggg...

You're my friend.

[windmill]

[HE'S ALIVE ;3; ...and also really drunk but that's fine because Netherlands is high out of his mind with half of his body wrapped in bandages]

Y-you're back. [he doesn't know if he should

ask 'how are you' or talk about it or anything; he just feels immensely relieved to see him. so relieved, in fact, that he has no comment for the... nakedness.]

[is_an_island]

Netherlands.

[A little too drunk to be conscious, but he seems vaguely happy to see him!! Or maybe he thinks Netherlands is a big alcohol bottle. All the same.]

[windmill]

[joint

falls out of his mouth]

Got that... thing... trapped. So... [AWKWARD]

[is_an_island]

Hello MIFffyyy-- That--that bastard got me--

[Looking at Netherlands really as if he was a big alcohol bottle mmmm yes.]

[bornwithskison]

Eng--[MMPH. SHIRT. COVERING. AND KNOCKING OVER. oh god the bruises dear body stop screaming at us.]

[is_an_island]

Ahhhhh---fairry---

[Now on his knees and taking back his shirt and peering underneath.]

[bornwithskison]

[He's pretty much a mess--Even under the doll shirt he's borrowing from one of Nederland's kids, part of a rather nasty bruise can be seen. And he's missing a wing from Hello Miffy.] ...You're drunk again, aren't you?

[is_an_island]

Not drunk I didn't drink and you need to drink to be drunk.

[Cradling him and petting him gently like he was one of his fairies. The look in his eyes say that he's out of it.]