☂ 016; to wonder, “do I dare?” and, “do I dare?”

[is_an_island]

I-it's not like I want to celebrate Mother's Day or anything like that, or... or, well, I'm not a bloody mother. But I suppose if you insist upon considering it and giving me a present or appreciating me, I wouldn't refuse.

Also, nobody is allowed to shag America.

Comments

[hurtjustalittle]

Ew.

[is_an_island]

... The thought of me being a mother is so repulsive?

[hurtjustalittle]

No, but America, and... that.

Ew.

[is_an_island]

I can only hope that everybody else feels the same.

Have you been having a nice holiday?

[scentofbauhinia]

There might be a present in your mailbox.

[is_an_island]

They're firecrackers, aren't they.

[scentofbauhinia]

No.

[is_an_island]

Like I'd believe something like that. Don't take me for an idiot, you prat. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to... vacuum the... dog.

[going to check his mailbox so excited!!]

[armywithcountry]

What the hell is Mother's day and why the fuck are you and Russia calling yourselves mothers? You're not a girl, are you? Because I don't think I can go through that again.

And nobody in their right minds would ever want to touch that brat. He's not even cute.

[is_an_island]

If I was a girl, I would have bigger breasts than you.

And America was cuter when he was little. Either way, nobody is bloody shagging him.

[armywithcountry]

Ha, a scrawny little country like you? My breasts would be way more awesome! You'd be even more flat-chested than you are now.

Doesn't matter, he's definitely not cute now, just amazingly stupid. And why, you saving him for yourself?

[is_an_island]

You're just mad. My breasts would be wonderful and large and yours would be flat and you're just jealous.

That's a repulsive thought and I'm repulsed by you even saying it with that disgusting mouth of yours.

[raven_daughter]

... What would you like?

[is_an_island]

Y-you'll really give me a present?

[raven_daughter]

It's the least I can do, for all the trouble I've been putting you through.

[is_an_island]

Ma... Maybe I could get you some nice flowers.

[badend_replay]

What is "shag"?

[is_an_island]

To spit upon.

[badend_replay]

People were spitting on Al-papa?

[is_an_island]

Yes. They were. It was horrible. I could barely tear my eyes off the spectacle.

It's up to you to make sure that nobody spits on Al-papa.