ok so im alone in this house watching tv . the lights are all off.i had to go to the bathroom  so i started walking down the hallway(dark) holding a glass of water . i had trouble finding the lightswitch but eventually found it and flipped it on. i forgot the bathroom door was shut  and it has a huge full lengh mirror on the outside of it so when ( Read more... )

OK.
SO THIS GUY WALKS INTO A DENTIST'S OFFICE AND SAYS, ''I THINK I'M A MOTH!''
THE DENTIST THEN SAYS, ''WELL, IF YA THINK YOU'RE A MOTH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE DENTIST'S OFFICE?''
THE GUY THEN SAYS, ''THE LIGHT WAS ON.''

HAHA. THAT MOTH IS CRAZY!!

PS- Feel free to use this to yr advantage......i got plenty. ohhhhhh yeah....plenty.

Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth ( Read more... )

Everything is exactly right
When I walk around here drunk every night
With an open container from 7-11
In St. Ides Heaven
I've been out haunting the neighborhood
And everybody can see I'm no good
When I'm walking out between parked cars
With my head full of stars

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how id like it to snow
the same way it did in upstate new york

jesus crist. the plymouth. pretty girls. cyring on the way home while listening to #4. i wish i was still in high school. i'd kill to be back in high school. i miss her so much. my first love and she prolly doesnt even feel the same anymore. fuck it.

any of you fuckers wanna get an apatment with me in the canton/massillon area??

things can get fucking nuts. grab yrself a boyfriend and quit talking to yr old friends. grab yrself a new friend or two and forget about yr other ones. fuck it, huh. hey! fuck feelings. i guess i deserve it though since ive done it ta people before. ive tried my best to make up for my mistakes. if anyone still doesnt like me then go fuck yrselves ( Read more... )

all the boys in the staightedge scene are in the basement huffin' gasoline-
DEADDEADDEADDEAD YR GOD IS DEAD TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been feeling so down lately that i dont even wanna drink. but i do anyways cause im bored.

does someone wanna hang out? and like actually hang out? not just say you will? please.