TM 151 - Moral of the story

[isaid_goodday]

151 - The moral of the story is...

((locked from all females))

I can dance. I can dance very, very well. And not like you silly American boys who stand in one place, swaying from foot to foot and clapping off of the beat. Fez knows how to really dance. Samba, Hustle, Cha Cha Cha, Merengue... that is dancing. That is dancing with a woman

Comments

[scrawnyneighbor]

Man. I gotta learn how to dance.

[isaid_goodday]

Yes, you do. Perhaps when you look more suave, you will seem less badly matched with Donna.

[scrawnyneighbor]

Hey! You... you take that back and... oh, who am I kidding. Yeah, I need to learn.

You, uh, wouldn't care to show some of us less "suave" guys anything, would you?

[isaid_goodday]

Of course. But unlike Miss Kitty, I must charge a nominal fee for dance lessons.

[comfrtably_dumb]

Dude, you could not have taken Jackie from me that night! We made up and everything after we fought, and I was so gonna kick your ass!

[isaid_goodday]

Yes, Kelso, tell yourself that when you remember me dragging her off the floor.