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If I was King of America, I'd make this the coolest country ever! I mean, it's already great and stuff but I'd make it awesome! And if I can't be king, I'd settle for president ( Read more... )

I'll have you know I am damn loyal! It might not be that obvious but I'm there for my friends when it really matters. Like the times when Jackie and Hyde are fighting, I am there for th... her. And the time... well, there were other times, I just can't think of 'em right now.

I mean, I'm so loyal I'm like a dog. A really pretty dog. Like Lassie. ( Read more... )

I don't care what Eric and Donna and Jackie and Hyde and Fez and Leo and Mr. Forman tell me, I got things to say, and I'm gonna say 'em right here!

I mean, I'm not just a pretty... I'm not just a really pretty face, ya know! I've got thoughts and feelings and ideas all the time! So, I'll write it all in here and, like, save it for prosperity and ( Read more... )