vaya'an hamelech vayomer tenu-lach et-hayalud ha'chay v'hamet lo t'mitu hee imo. vyishme'u cole'yisrael et-hamishpot asher shafat hamelech vayiru mipenay hamelech ki ra'u ki chochmat elohim b'kirbo la'asot mishpat: va'yhi hamelech sh'lomo melech al-kol-yisrael.

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now my friends tell me, whats scarier? the fact that our america with its constitution that previously made us such a beautiful place to live, will change, so that the "divine belief" ie: christianity extremist beliefs, will be the source of laws, that His Divine Judgement, or at least our infallible leaders frightening interpretation of it will ( Read more... )

[to the tune of row your boat]

Roll, roll, roll your blunt, twisted at the end,
Puff it once, that's enough, pass it to a friend.

created in gym class.

RAAAAAAAAR MR.WILT IS ANGRRRYYY!!! WHY YOU MAKE MR. WILT ANGRY? MR. WILT NICE, MR WILT LIKE PEACEFUL!!! NOW MR. WILT ANGRY, MR. WILT KICK YOUR ASS IN BASKETBALL, MR. WILT MAAD!!! MY NAME IS MR. WILT, I RUN FAST, AND I LIKE PUPPIES, EXCEPT WHEN THEY MAKE MR. WILT MAD!!! THEN MR. WILT EAT CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES!!! MR. WILT BIG AND ( Read more... )

Here are some really offensive jokes to certain people, so i warned those of you who will care, so dont bitch ( Read more... )

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You Belong in the UK


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You Belong in 1968

1968

If you scored ( Read more... )

M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI M'GALI ( Read more... )