I've changed tactics - I'm now sending nice letters in the hoppe of obtaining free stuff. Here's a letter I sent to 4 different tobacco companies outlining my entire smoking career ( Read more... )

This is becoming addicitive - here's an email I sent at work today (yes, I was bored) to Tony Lopes, the grindingly unfunny author of 'Odd Streak' cartoons ( Read more... )

It's funny what you do when you're bored. Last night, I decided to write a letter of complaint to The Daily Echo ( Read more... )

Well, 2008 now sees me as a very happily married man ( Read more... )

1. Will you be looking for a new job ( Read more... )

Well, scarily, it's just......27 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING ( Read more... )

The following is a true story ( Read more... )

Well, in an interesting turn of events, last month I landed myself in hospital with acute renal failure. What started off at the beginning of June with what seemed like some sort of stomach bug (the doctors considered Gastro-entiritis), a week of relentless vomiting, diarrhea and severe back pain, turned into one of the most unpleasant experiences ( Read more... )

Well, it certainly has been a while since my last entry, and seeing as I shall no doubt look back one day on my memoirs with fond memory, I thought I had better update as there have been quite a few developments of late ( Read more... )

For those who are interested, I have just taken part in Original 106fm's 'Celebrity Cowboys' radio quiz which will be on air tomorrow (Tuesday 30th Jan) between 8-8.10am!! I also managed to get a few plugs in for The Boneyard Creepers and have won a home-brewing kit to make my own beer for my troubles!

Nice.