[VACATION POST II: SEXLECTRIC BOOGALOO]

[iseeyouflaming]

[What a nice little room you're in! It's like a fancy hotel room or a really really small studio apartment. On the bed is a note:

Enjoy your honeymoon! ♥ Ignore any cameras you may see.

Wow, they make baskets of lube?]

Is this one of the house rooms?

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[iseeyouflaming]

[oh, right, you make me look like a gourmet chef]

[okay, pouring in some rice and adding the water]

[capthlock_rage]

[awwwww you're so domestic]

You make this look so easy.

[iseeyouflaming]

It's supposed to be easy. We'll see how this thing works...

[push...button...?]

[capthlock_rage]

[waits for something dramatic to happen]

[iseeyouflaming]

[bites back at Zuko's neck]

[capthlock_rage]

Ghh-- yes...

[iseeyouflaming]

[pins Zuko's hands down on the table]

[capthlock_rage]

[eyes go wide as he arches up, groaning]

[capthlock_rage]

Well what?

[iseeyouflaming]

What are you waiting for?

[capthlock_rage]

[takes Jet's hand, flushing]

Come on, then.

[iseeyouflaming]

[HURR]

[iseeyouflaming]

Do it.

[capthlock_rage]

[KER-PENETRATE]

[iseeyouflaming]

Nnn...

[capthlock_rage]

[moves it in and out slowly a few times, watching Jet's face]

THIRD MORNING

[iseeyouflaming]

[zzzzzzz]

[capthlock_rage]

[guess who's rising with the sunnnn]

[...groggily]

[iseeyouflaming]

[guess who's nooooot]

[capthlock_rage]

[...I have a hot sleeping boyfriend]