[VACATION POST II: SEXLECTRIC BOOGALOO]

[iseeyouflaming]

[What a nice little room you're in! It's like a fancy hotel room or a really really small studio apartment. On the bed is a note:

Enjoy your honeymoon! ♥ Ignore any cameras you may see.

Wow, they make baskets of lube?]

Is this one of the house rooms?

Comments

[capthlock_rage]

[... I made you taste eggs? :(]

[iseeyouflaming]

[and I will forever love you for that]

[charred as they were]

[capthlock_rage]

[forever is a very long time to be loved for eggs]

[iseeyouflaming]

[what can I say, I'm weak for a guy who makes me breakfast in bed]

[iseeyouflaming]

[earbite }:E }:E }:E]

[capthlock_rage]

[that's less amusing, more sexy]

[...very sexy]

[iseeyouflaming]

[nipnip biiiiite]

[capthlock_rage]

[squirmsquirmsquirm]

Jet...