BITCH #1 (The red-haired one.) Okay... you think you're so damn cool. My mother told me that you called her house the other day. Guess what? She was home. She didn't want to talk to you. And as for Gatsby's shots? What business is that of yours? Hello?! If you would have paid that GOD DAMNED VET BILL, he'd have his shots... but ( Read more... )

Oh, and I'd just like to say that all my friends SUCK for never coming to see me.

That is all.

-Kris

Just because we've graduated doesn't mean we stop talking to each other... if we're really friends.

If Charlene (the fat, piece of shit, no good, white trash Mom that should never have her son back) calls my house or has one of her idiot friends call it one more time... I am going up to Angel Falls and having Gwyn hold Gatsby while I beat her ass with my bare hands. I really don't give a flying fuck if she was a Marine ( Read more... )

Today was fun. Last night I spent the night at Gwyn's and was actually talkative with her parents. We went to the Hartville flea market, and Gwyn got a Great Dane wallet, and I/Gatsby got a change purse for Gatsby's "allowance." It's a fawn, but it's so hard to find merle anywhere ( Read more... )

I'm alive. Just thought I'd let everyone know. Life is decent. I've actually managed to save some money, since my next paycheck is going to blow ( Read more... )

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Your Kissing Purity Score: 34% Pure
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To pick up Gwyn: I'm good at math: U + I = 69

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I have Ralph up for adoption on Pet Finder, and these e-mails seem a little fishy. What do you guys think ( Read more... )

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