I've just finished my dissertation.
I'm either going to throw up on it or hyperventiliate.
Bloody hell!

So one of the painkillers I'm on is called Dicloflex. I just read something which said "dicloflex retard tablets". So apparently not a painkiller - they're for retardation! oh good ( Read more... )

There's a pregnant girl in one of my lessons.
I want to rip the foetus out of her and implant it in me.
For her to feel the emptiness and for me to feel the importance.

There's something wrong with my kidneys. woe is me...

I have always convinved myself that although I may not be the prettiest, the thinnest or have the nicest arse; I do have a chance at being the politest, the funniest and the most hard working. I'd hoped that "sex sells" was a myth, and that people were chosen for aspects of their personality rather than for how much customers want to shag them and ( Read more... )

I'm thinking about quitting work. I've been thinking about it for some time ( Read more... )

Kurt's brother and his girlfriend have just had a baby boy.
I can't bring myself to even pretend to be happy for them.

Who the hell made throwing up so easy and addictive?

If you know who it was I'll throw up on their grave or something...

It's been 2 weeks and 5 days and there is no sign of a reference from my tutor. I hate having to depend on someone to tell prospective uni's how good I am when he is obviously so unorganised. Even he himself said it only takes him 10 mins to write it. There are people who know me far better that could write a reference for me. It's so annoying that ( Read more... )

1. I am 21! :D
2. I have no internet access due to rubbishness of letting agents/rubbishness of their network/expensiveness of getting a bt line fitted.
3. My PGCE application is ALMOST finished! :D
4. I've skipped 1 lecture and 2 seminars already - whoops. I promise to go next week...I am down because....
5. I had an ear infection, then I sprained my ( Read more... )

I thought I'd post some photos that I've been saving up...now that I finally managed to connect my camera to the pc...


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