Has anyone else seen that Minigo commercial with the retarded bear? I've never hated a commerercial so much in my life. I just hate that fuckin' bear so much. What the hell kind of ad campaign were they going for with that one?

Sittin' here, Ness left about an hour ago now. There's this really mellow instrumental track playing on Q107, and now I'm all introspective and lonely. This blows! I never used to have the house to myself for more than an hour. I have it to myself all day,(until alvin gets back without Vanessa) but all I can seem to do is play solitaire, and brood ( Read more... )

Now I'm really scared. That date went like, really well. He's super-nice, and we have a lot in common. He'll be over for sushi tomorrow.
Also, Jen may be able to get me a second job at kaffa, solving the whole job problem.
Al and I move into our new place in less than two weeks, and I'm quite excited about that.
0_o
... maybe I have a brain tumor.

You know, about how you can only have 2 out of 3 of the major things going right. Your job, your living situation, and your love life. For most of the past year, I've been happy with my job, and my living situation. Now, I'm still pretty happy with my future apartment. Ness won't be there much, but the place is kinda cool, and I'm sure I'll be fine ( Read more... )

Let's see a re-cap of the events that have taken place since I've quit smoking pot, shall we ( Read more... )

Weird shake-ups. My entire work life has been completely altered. Cory left, hired new girl. Mark demoted, new manager on the way. Mark, Rob and I, the leftover full-timers, form resistance cell dedicating our lives to his/her downfall ( Read more... )

I think I've decided to end my self-imposed withdrawl from the dating scene. The thing is, I'm not sure if it wants me back, or if it ever wanted me in the first place. I'm sure I provide it a fair bit of amusement though ( Read more... )

I had a twisted, nightmarish sleep last night. It started with a dream that seemed to have taken place in the Saskatchewan countryside. You know, flat farmland, abandoned farmhouses and the like ( Read more... )

Bull had a sentimental streak about the old days in America, especially 1910, when you could get morphine in a drugstore without prescription and Chinese smoked opium in their evening windows and the country was wild and brawling and free, with abundance and any kind of freedom for everyone ( Read more... )

Rednecks
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

try hard punks/goths/hipsters, fake hippies, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Libertarians, Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for ( Read more... )