The Middleton Legacies 1.5b
The Middleton Legacies
1.5b
Previously
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Previously
The twins are (forcefully) aged up into toddlers due to a really annoying glitch. Daniel and Alder ages into teens and goes girl friend hunting; sibling rivalry ensues. Helene has a (terribly annoying) stalker who crashes on their couch, eats their food, and plays their computer. Sim God may or may not later subject said Stalker to a terrible demise.
Warning! Mild sexual reference. But no one cares anyway.
Just another normal day in the Middleton household. The good-for-nothing Butler hardly gets any sleep, so he has to be happy with a cup of coffee every now and then.
As an aside, check out the Butler Cooking mod! I've installed the Butler Never Cooks A and I've never been troubled with another freaking meal again. I thought, now that the butler's stopped cooking and has more time to do other work, he would perhaps, you know, do the freaking laundry?! But no. After picking up freshly-washed clothes from the washing machine, instead of putting it into the drier or hanging it on the clothesline like any overly-paid worker would do, he just dumps it on the ground!
Butler: B-b-but ... the options hurt my brains!
Shut up and drink your coffee.
Butler: Uh, no ... I need ... bed ...
Close enough.
Colter: Oh my SimGod! What happened to the butler?!
Colter: Whatever shall I do??
I dunno Colt, maybe erm, move him to his bed?
Take him to the hospital? Call an ambulance?
Colter: Screw that! We'll go to the town park.
I guess he just needs some time alone and away from the twins' constant crying.
So to the town park they went, taking Catrain and Alaise with them. It also happened to be their birthday, so a family outing seemed best for the family and the butler.
And here they are as children! YAY!
They look so evil in this picture.
And their lips ... do not sit well in that light.
But they are pretty. Trust me. THEY ARE PRETTY, DAMN YOU!!!
Just in case you're still confused; the brunette is Catrain and the black-haired one is Alaise. They're not actually identical twins, and for some reason, they even have different horroscopes. I knew those things were bullshit.
Anyway, Alaise is a Diva and Catrain rolled Clumsy.
Of course, their brothers came rushing to the park the moment they had their birthday. But as it was really late, the twins had already gone home. And for some complete genius reason, Daniel decides that going home was too much effort.
...so he rolls out his sleeping bag and crashes in the park.
And that's Alder brooding in the playhouse thingamajig. I wonder why the police never caught him for breaking curfew ... #eh.
Morning comes, and thanks to this mini refrigerator in the park, Daniel (and, I suspect, all the bums in town) doesn't die of starvation.
I think I need to get rid of that fridge.
Anyway, after breakfast, Daniel heads straight to school - but then this happened:
Daniel grew up into a Flirty YA who Loves the Outdoors. Also, his LTW is to Become and Astronaut.
No, Daniel. You're thinking about the wrong girl.
Daniel: But look at me. I'm handsome enough for the both of us.
You already have a girl friend. If you really want to date Ratface there, you need to break it off with her first.
Daniel: Deal!
Hey! Violet? It's me. Let's meet up.
Don't worry, I'm not breaking up with you or anything.
Fortunately, when he saw her, he changed his mind.
Daniel: That's because she's so pretty!
Of course she's pretty. I made her.
Plus she's thinking of baby bottles for some reason. Brace yourself, Dan.
Violet: Hey Dan. You know what?
Your recent birthday has just reminded me that I'm not gonna stay young and gorgeous forever.
I think I should have kids before my fertility and libido drops.
Daniel: Yeah, but kids only give you headaches. They'll make your boobs sag faster,
what with them suckling milk all the time ...
Daniel: But then again, if you had a handsome, caring, sweet, loyal, loving husband, none of that would matter.
Violet: I wonder if he'll be that handsome, caring, sweet, loyal, loving husband for me ...
Daniel: I wonder if that hint was subtle enough for her. Or was it too subtle?
Apparently it was just the perfect hint of subtle, because in a few sim-minutes, they had taken it back to his place.
Whoa, hold it there Romeo. There'll be no premarital naughty times under my watch.
Daniel: You're really in no position to judge, Sim God.
Be quiet you.
I think we should give them some privacy and check out the rest of the Middletons while they eat each other's face off.
Alaise: Hey! Sim God! Why don't you do something useful and tell someone to bring me food?!
I mean, what is that table for if it isn't to bring me breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed?!
She decided to go to sleep instead once it was clear no one was going to bring her dinner in bed.
The next day was Alder's coming-of-age, and since I forgot his last birthday, I decided to make it up to him this time by hosting a pool/birthday party. And here are the first of his guests ...
Check out those leggggs.
Of course he had to invite the one-woman-he-wants-but-can't-have.
In fact, am I the only one who noticed all the guests are female? You sly devil you.
That's what plastic bags are for. #Eh
Look, I know you're hoping by dressing up in see-through bathers, people aren't going to be looking at your face, but ...
Ratface: Doesn't matter, had nipples.
Well, not bad, Alder.
He rolled Cat Person, and apparently he wants to become a Master of the Arts.
Alder doesn't waste any time, though. The second he's old enough, he starts to hit on Sexy Legggs.
... and she doesn't seem to mind.
Oops. The birthdays aren't over yet...
Here's Alaise as a teen.
See, I told you she was pretty!
Alaise is a Natural Born Performer, whilst her sister rolled Heavy Sleeper.
I forgot to take a picture of Catrain after her birthday, so here's one of her exiting a coffee shop.
BUT! The birthdays aren't over yet!
I swear to you, it was the longest day of my Sim God life.
And this is the average day for the Middletons. Catrain loves reading. She reads everywhere. Alaise, on the other hand, is very diligent in keeping up with her homework. It's disgusting.
Guys. Aren't you forgetting something?
Colter: SHIT! We're late!
Alaise: I love how I can run and my hair stays perfect.
Catrain: Wait up!
Alder: Dude, just chill.
Helene: Look at him, holding us all up.
Daniel: Let it go, mum. It's the only way he'll feel important.
I still don't know how they all fit in this one car.
So they disappeared into this building for forever, giving me time to finish my long overdue report on carbon trade. And apparently I was not the only one who felt the graduation ceremony was absurdly long.
Catrain: Uh. That was THE most boring thing in my life.
I knew we had a connection, Cat.
The boys were ecstatic, though, so I felt it selfish to rain on their parade.
I told you Cat reads every-fucking-where. I guess she got it from her dad there.
Catrain vents out her anger at her imaginary friend.
Catrain: It's your fault I was stuck in a rabbit hole for twelve freaking hours! Take that!
At least Alaise was a little less insane by taking out her frustration ...
... on a lawn ornament.
Alaise: This is for not being a pink flamingo!!
Racist much?
I'll end this update with prom pictures. Catrain was nominated Prom Queen, whilst Alaise was ... shut down by her crush. Poor girl. She still rocked the dance floor, though.
Next time: The twins host a teen party while the adults are away on a free vacation! The guests may or may not be poisoned, and Helene's stalker gets what's coming to him. Everyone finally turns into a young adult, which also mean heir poll !!!