I try to place myself, and can't find were it was.
When problems come I think vagina.
I should stop leaving girls before problems...

Nahh, I like the girls!

Mike Skinner made the first Steets album on his PS2. So the PS3 as a media center sounds like a great idea.

Oh, and Dizzy Rascal's beats come from a Playstion too.
(a Playstayion2 and too)

You know that feeling when you just said something stupid and you want to take it back.
You bang you hands on your head or on a wall.
You just told a girl you love her and she gives you this perplexed look you thought your horse would win and it came in third maybe it's not your's but you know it is.
That's how I feel all the time.

I'm the loveable fucked up one were as Jesse's the self demeaning slob.

no one is nice.

being fucked up brings clarity that can't come with soberness

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I approach the mirror with nothing but my manhood between my legs.

"Would you fuck me?"

"I'd fuck me."

" Big Bart was the meanest man in the West. He had the fastest gun in the West and he'd fucked a lager variety of women in the West than anybody else. He wasn't fond of bathing or bullshit or coming out second best. He was also boss of a wagon train going West, and there wasn't a man his age who had killed more Indians or fucked more women or ( Read more... )