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[ismilesometimes]

So I'm listening to Loveline, and a caller calls in with something that will undoubtedly give me nightmares for years:
(all emphasis my own)

Silas (Caller): I was with my girlfriend, and she is an epileptic, and um, so shes...
Dr. Drew: Oh boy...
Silas: She um, was performing oral sex on me, and um she.. she had my testicles in her mouth.
Drew:

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[staying_alive]

Good lord.

That's awful.

[ismilesometimes]

it made me cry.

I'm gonna post the specific call later this evening, but you can get the whole show here.

The call in question starts at 1 hour, 53 minutes, and 23 seconds.

[lazy_shit]

dude just dont get head from chicks that have seizues.

dude what if you were fuckin her and she had a seizure and you're like YEAH! cuz you think you're fuckin her real good and makin her freak out when in reality shes having a seizure.

[ismilesometimes]

oh man, she'd be like a human vibrator!

[staying_alive]

I'd just keep rollin' with it and once I finished up I guess I would help her out.

[ismilesometimes]

if you time it right, she'll go post-ictal right when you finish, so you can just roll out and leave her sleepin.

[theviolentpoet]

or you know, perhaps just take the time to find out whether someone suffers from seizures before having your testicles in their mouth.

(sexually neutral promouns!)

[kiersto]

oh goodness. wouldn't you love to respond to one of those calls?

[touch_me_tomato]

there was a guy that was epileptic that worked at ritz camera before i got there. he had seizure once will he was at work and fell into the battery display. his eye and one of the hooks that held the batteries met and it popped his eyeball right out of his eye! there was blood everywhere and the other guy who was working passed out. i think a customer called 911 and rushed him to the hospital. he's blind in that eye now. they had to put new carpet in because of the blood.
poor guy.